"It's Percy, he's the badass train."

Catherine's birthday party was fucking fun. We went to the McDonald's caboose with Cara, Bryan, Rick, Matt, Sam, Laurie, Ian, Caitee, Ron, Cam, Jamie, Colin, and Ryan. By the end of the hour-and-a-half party, a table had been ripped out of the floor, ice cream splattered the walls, and there was shit all over the floor. The employees looked so pissed. It was mostly the boys, although I do recall hurling a cup of soda at Rick's head. I laughed my ass off, stole two goodie bags, and got a ride home with Caitee and Ian. Good times.

"He just got totally benched."








"Aint gonna hurt nobody, aint gonna cause a scene, just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea."
-Weezer