Third time's a charm...

I just had a very post-worthy conversation and I though it was worth another round on the ol' live journal.
So it starts off with me of course. Because I like being first. I didn't ask permission to republish the Unnamed's voice. I hope he doesn't object.

-Yeah i think with my prerequisites, i'm never going to find a bf. oh well, i always have my guitar!
-Guitars are better than boys.
-I agree. except for the fact that you can't have pseudo-intellectual discussions with your guitar. I can lay in a field and watch the stars in the sky with my guitar. But it will never lean over and ask me what I think is out there.
-Its not my birthday but i still want a girlfriend.
-Get one then. It should be easy enough for you.
-No its not.
-Haha, well what do you expect from a girl? What traits must they have before you'd consider a relationship?
-Caring, nice, trustworthy, fun. I'm not as shallow as most think. In the immortal words of NOFX: "I'm just searching for a girl, a girl with a heart of gold".
-Well. I'm sorry to say, but hearts of gold are anatomically impossible. But maybe you'll settle for someone who has heart and knows how to use it.
-Yeah. A kind person.
-Kind people; a dying breed.
-What about you?
-My standards?
-Aye.
-Well. I don't give a shit if their face gets ripped off, but they better have a personality. I want someone who i can talk to and feel like they already know what i'm going to say. Someone who looks at the world differently. Someone who doesn't take life too seriously. And someone who's sick of all these fuckers who go through relationships like toilet paper.
-I just fell in love with you
-Hahaha. I'm just sick of watching people get fucked over. It's like there's no respect for the opposite sex anymore. People have lost track of their souls. Everything's so casual now. I mean, I think the relationship should be casual in a sense, but if you want to be with someone, you have the responsibility to respect them.
-Agreed
-Well now that i've waxed intellectual for too long... haha
-What happened to classic romance?
-Yeah. What happened to courtship, dude??! Fuck. Courtship was awesome. In the movies, anyway. Now it's like 'hey let's get drunk and fuck. And then two weeks later I'll sleep with your best friend'. I have lost all but a fraction of hope in society.
-Precisely.