Ass backwards.

April 30, 2006

Being that I didn't sleep on the plane, and being that it's 9:30 Glasgow time, I've been up for about 30 hours! Oh joy! Anyway, had a bit of a freak-out in the airport when I got in because Davina gave me her cousins number as you dial it from Canada and I couldn't figure out how to fucking dial it properly and I was alone in a new country and blah blah blah. Overtired. It all worked out and Jane came to pick me up, I showered, then we went straight out shopping! Typical. Everything is right wacky here, The stop lights turn yellow before green. The streets are like one big retarded maze. The light switches turn UP to turn off. They have switches to turn on the hot water and the stove. They don't know what a duplex is even though half the country's full of them. And their fridges look like cupboards. Oh, and they sit on the wrong side of the car, so when I saw some kid cruise by in what I thought was the driver's seat, I almost shit my pants. I've seen a lot of hot guys, though, so that makes up for it! Man I wish I had money to burn, Jane took me to some killer shoe stores today. Tomorrow's a bank holiday so Jane has the day off and we'll probably cruise around downtown again. Oh, and Dee called from the Mr. Lube phone today while Jane was trying on bra's!